Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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