ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
