he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
