I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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