It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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