Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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