i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize