ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
