So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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