he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
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