You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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