with your own penis?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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