The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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