wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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