Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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