Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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