Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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