We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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