I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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