someone get that fucking seahorse.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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