You really coming over, don't trick.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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