I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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