I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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