I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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