I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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