His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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