hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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