the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
he had hair everywhere except his balls
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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