he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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