Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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