u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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