He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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