Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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