where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
