just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
