I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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