lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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