Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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