we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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