Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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