I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
