only if we run a train.
done.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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