Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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