do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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