when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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