you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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