a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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