I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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