I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
soo... how was my night?
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