There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
