I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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