Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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