yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just google imaged poop.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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