Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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