Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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